There once was a barman called Duggan
Who was always afraid of a muggin’
He was so paranoid
About tough lookin’ boys
That to Pharaohs he didn’t go clubbin’
I once knew an alco called Mark
Who often got drunk in the park
After seventeen drinks
He couldn’t quite think
And fell into bushes by dark
There once was a gambler called Quinner
Who had a good eye for a winner
He once had a banker
On a horse dovetail dancer
And that evening he went without dinner